Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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