so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
There's always time for handjobs
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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