He felt like a one man threesome
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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