So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
