Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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