If i come over, it means nothing
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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