I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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