Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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