I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
