We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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