she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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