Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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