She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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