The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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