is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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