I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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