This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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