RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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