I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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