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• (925): View more from California

  i just saw a foot job.

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  porn is incredible...

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (239): View more from Florida

  He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome

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• (714): View more from California

  No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly

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