i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening