Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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