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• (904): View more from Florida

  When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"

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• (949): View more from California

  this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head

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• (714): View more from California

  You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3

  (906): View more from Michigan

  Omg sara

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  I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.

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  I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?

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