How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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