last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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