That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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