He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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