I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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