put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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