i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
