how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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