i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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