Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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