I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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