: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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