I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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