The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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