is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
sex in a hospital.. check
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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