I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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