Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The ass gains better be worth it
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