but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
And then he peed in my hair
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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