Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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