I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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