I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You need a sexual gate keeper
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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