If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My vagina is officially offended.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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