fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles