For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.