You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize