He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
