do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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