Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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