I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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