it's too hot outside to masturbate.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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