i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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