Dual....:-)
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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