We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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