Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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