on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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