i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I can't turn off my feet"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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