I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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