he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Randomize
