thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
