just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think a kid would responsible me up
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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