if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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