Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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